If You Knew Susie (Like I Know Susie) – Eddie Cantor

“If You Knew Susie (Like I Know Susie)” Lyrics

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh what a girl
There’s none so classy
As this fair lassie
Oh! Oh! Oh my goodness what a chassis
We went riding, she didn’t balk
From the country
I’m the one that had to walk
If you knew Susie like I know Susie
Oh! Oh what a girl
If you knew Susie like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh what a girl
She wears long tresses
And nice tight dresses
Oh! Oh!
What a future she possesses
Out in public
How she can yawn
In a parlour, you see that mother – your boy is gone
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh! Oh what a…
I had a mustache as cute as a pup
Susie kissed it and she burned the darned thing up
If you knew Susie like I know Susie
Oh, oh what a girl!